They are demanding as payment that I send them one 1911. They can take it from my cold, dead hands!
Sorry, had to do it! Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation
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Utility Company Takes First Step on Gun Confiscation
I got my electric bill in my email today and was shocked to see what it said.
They are demanding as payment that I send them one 1911. They can take it from my cold, dead hands!
Sorry, had to do it!
They are demanding as payment that I send them one 1911. They can take it from my cold, dead hands!
Sorry, had to do it! Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Carry gun: Springfield XD Tactical .45
Carry gun: Springfield XD Tactical .45
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imkopaka wrote:I got my electric bill in my email today and was shocked to see what it said.
They are demanding as payment that I send them one 1911. They can take it from my cold, dead hands!
You're lucky we have had such a mild winter, I have seen bills where I could have almost bought a 1911 for what my heating cost.
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With a bill over $100, you must be packing heat!
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I'm dreading this summer's utility bills because my wife is packing menopause!
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I would refuse and send a Glock instead.
Charlie
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That's one way to get rid of 'em.TxRVer wrote:I would refuse and send a Glock instead.
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. - John Adams
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Similar story. At my previous, highly energy inefficient house I had some summertime electric bills that amounted to buying one used Taurus revolver every month between June and September.Jusme wrote:imkopaka wrote:I got my electric bill in my email today and was shocked to see what it said.
They are demanding as payment that I send them one 1911. They can take it from my cold, dead hands!
You're lucky we have had such a mild winter, I have seen bills where I could have almost bought a 1911 for what my heating cost.
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At least they wouldn't be moving very fast with Glock Leg.Pawpaw wrote:That's one way to get rid of 'em.TxRVer wrote:I would refuse and send a Glock instead.
Charlie
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Been there, done that, got the 1,000 yard stare to prove it.Sport Coach wrote:I'm dreading this summer's utility bills because my wife is packing menopause!
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