New Fanny (Belly) Pack?

[Keith B]

OK, I think this might be enough to distract your assailant and give you time to draw from concealment.

https://www.today.com/style/hairy-belly ... ar-t116474

[Beiruty]

Maybe in a zombie movie. Not for me.

[JustSomeOldGuy]

I'll keep it in mind if I ever need to do an armed infiltration of skid row or a white-trash trailer park.....
And I think the designer should seek out a qualified mental health professional.

[RoyGBiv]

Needs a pierced belly button..

[flechero]

I am so glad I didn't have a drink in my mouth when I opened that link!!! I'm sure it's not as realistic in person but at a quick glance I had to take a double take!

[apostate]

Albert Pukies

[allisji]

Albert Pukies

you beat me to it...

[mot7981]

I tink I already have one of these built into my dad bod so I never have to worry about forgetting it or leaving it behind. Actually it's just a cruel reminder... I have to get to the gym!

[John Galt]

I tink I already have one of these built into my dad bod so I never have to worry about forgetting it or leaving it behind. Actually it's just a cruel reminder... I have to get to the gym!