
I had a co-worker one time who could to a Rue Goldberg on naming things. For example he described himself as Vertically, folllically and pigment free.. Basically a short fat balding white man...
Anyway, I was trying to come up with a description if someone asks what is that bulge under your shirt. ( I know this has been discussed on what you would say, so please... this is just for fun so no need to expand on that part of the conversation).
Anyway, I was thinking something like this is my directed, controlled lead slinging device.
Again.. Just something fun to do...