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I got pulled over....

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I got pulled over yesterday... The cop walked up to my window and said "Papers".. I looked at him and said "scissors".. Laughing as I drove away because I won, I realized he must want a rematch... He's been chasing me for the last 2 miles..
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:lol:
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I'm stealing that.
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RoyGBiv wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:10 pm I'm stealing that.
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RoyGBiv wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:10 pm I'm stealing that.
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Haha. I stole it as well.

On a related note, I got pulled over too. I wasn't as lucky, though. Apparently, the officer doesn't believe the ol' saying, “It's not how many times you fall that matters, it's how many time you get back up.” Something about not applying to sobriety tests.
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One time I got pulled over and I thought I'd try out something I heard before:

"I've heard that some officers give only warnings to every 10th person they stop. Am I your number 10 today?"

He said "no" humorlessly and wrote me up for 73 in a 55. Rats. He had never been in that spot before, and never ran speed there again.
This was over a 15 year period of me using the same stretch of road.

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