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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by Malawler » Sun May 05, 2019 6:41 pm

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.


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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by OneGun » Sun May 05, 2019 7:51 pm

Malawler wrote:
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris has counted from infinity to zero, twice!!
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Post by The Annoyed Man » Sun Jun 02, 2019 12:47 pm

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by LDP » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:49 pm

This one is for our resident flyboys.
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by C-dub » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:35 pm

LDP wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:49 pm
This one is for our resident flyboys.

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by surprise_i'm_armed » Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm

Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by PBratton » Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:21 pm

surprise_i'm_armed wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm
Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by Rafe » Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:01 pm

But only Chuck Norris can land on runway 38.
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by C-dub » Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:52 pm

PBratton wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:21 pm
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm
Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

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Takes all the fun out of it when you have to explain it...
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by dhoobler » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm

Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by LDP » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:59 pm

dhoobler wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm
Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
Meh. Easy.
But only Chuck Norris can navigate on a defunct Victor airway below MRA, 1000 nm away, years after the VOR has been decommissioned. :mrgreen:


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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by LDP » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:04 pm

dhoobler wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm
Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
Speaking of VORs, I remembered that ...
Only Chuck Norris can comply with clearance "cross Red Table VOR at one zero thousand". :mrgreen:

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by jrs_diesel » Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:25 pm

Chuck Norris can divide by zero!
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by OneGun » Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:27 pm

Chuck Norris knows the what's in the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices.
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