So... would you neutralize this thing with your firearm?

Venus Pax · Post by **Venus Pax** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:53 pm

Wow, it does have a whopper butt. Hmm. I doubt it eats red meat.

grim-bob · Post by **grim-bob** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:11 pm

Mmmm, flame broiled whopper goodness!!!

Saulnier · Post by **Saulnier** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:55 am

12 Gage Slug.

2 of them.

I have never been scared of crabs........ untill now.

Saulnier

elwood blooz · Post by **elwood blooz** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:23 am

More than a chicken neck & a string to real that one in!

Big Calhoun · Post by **Big Calhoun** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:20 am

You know, I couldn't look at that thing yesterday without dry-heaving a little bit. Doing a little bit better today.

Assuming it couldn't run faster than a human, I'd probably find the largest (and longest) blunt object and start whacking at it.

Ewwww, I hate things with more than two legs that crawl.

LedJedi · Post by **LedJedi** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:42 pm

shaggydog · Post by **shaggydog** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:08 pm

TX Rancher wrote: and eaten, but in the process became martyrs in the movement.

So then, what your saying is that they would be good with.... ahem.... "martyer sauce"?

T3hK1w1 · Post by **T3hK1w1** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:13 pm

Now that's a big crab.

LedJedi, there is actually a whole series of MtG Crabs, they are called Homarids (Very old set)

dukalmighty · Post by **dukalmighty** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:44 am

If that thing was after my coconuts I would shoot til it stopped

seeker_two · Post by **seeker_two** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:52 pm

sailormanCGA72 wrote:Not to throw cold water on a fun thread, but I think the claim of 65 pounds is a little bit of an exaggeration. According to this conservation website, http://www.coconutcrab.co.uk/ they only get up to 11 pounds...

Well, who are you going to believe?.....us or the British?....