
New Panhandling Scam
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New Panhandling Scam
I saw this today on this insurance ad and thought it was pretty funny.


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longhorn_92
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Re: New Panhandling Scam
Keith B wrote:I saw this today on this insurance ad and thought it was pretty funny.![]()
Very Funny and Original!!
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Funny, yes. Original, I don't think so. Either this one copied one that I first saw somewhere on the web many months ago, or vice versa. The one I saw was of a quite large black man holding a sign with the exact same wording.
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Actually... the large black man wanted Kung-Fu lessons (at least the one I saw):

...and quick Goolge image search led me to these as well, seems to be a fad now:










...and quick Goolge image search led me to these as well, seems to be a fad now:









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My GOD, there is an epidemic of Ninja family killings going on! I sure am glad I have my CHL and trusty 1911!!!
Now, if I could just see them to get a good shot......
Now, if I could just see them to get a good shot......
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longhorn_92
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Re: New Panhandling Scam
I stand corrected - NOT ORIGINAL !! Still funny...
“If you try to shoot me, I will have to shoot you back, and I promise you I won’t miss!”
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Or your trusty Spartan shield and sword... if SpikeTV is to be trusted:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/articl ... html?cat=2
http://www.associatedcontent.com/articl ... html?cat=2
"When I was a kid, people who did wrong were punished, restricted, and forbidden. Now, when someone does wrong, all of the rest of us are punished, restricted, and forbidden. The one who did the wrong is counselled and "understood" and fed ice cream." - speedsix
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Weeeeeellll
It was the first time I saw it.
It was the first time I saw it.

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Well, LT, it takes a long time for things to make it all the way out to the piney woods of east Texas!longtooth wrote:Weeeeeellll
It was the first time I saw it.
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I'm sorry to point this out but if a real ninja attacked, you'd be dead before you even knew you were dead.Keith B wrote:My GOD, there is an epidemic of Ninja family killings going on! I sure am glad I have my CHL and trusty 1911!!!
Now, if I could just see them to get a good shot......
Definitely not enough time to draw and fire.
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Wow, it looks like a Ninja invasion!
I hadn't seen them before either Longtooth, but definitely funny.
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I hadn't seen them before either Longtooth, but definitely funny.
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The obvious solution is to create Ninja Free Zone, or perhaps a ban on more than 10 ninjas in a given area? How about an all out ban on ninjas, they are no good for anything anyway.

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Yes maam,Crossfire wrote:Well, LT, it takes a long time for things to make it all the way out to the piney woods of east Texas!longtooth wrote:Weeeeeellll
It was the first time I saw it.
They pipe the sunshine in here once a week & the news gets here by hard copy 4wheel drive delivery.
Now the truth. Until 1 yr ago we only had dial up internet service at the Church & on out into the country. There are several places here that cell still gets no reception.
We really are in the kuntree

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Oh, you can have a ninja, alright, but you only get one per month....KRM45 wrote:The obvious solution is to create Ninja Free Zone, or perhaps a ban on more than 10 ninjas in a given area? How about an all out ban on ninjas, they are no good for anything anyway.
FWIW, IIRC, AFAIK, FTMP, IANAL. YMMV.
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The best one I've seen was a lady that was an amputee and obviously she was on crutches. Her sign said "I'm on my last leg". Now THAT'S original..
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