Bakery Clerk Shoots Robber - San Antonio

[allinhtown]

How does a dead guy recover?

He's only mostly dead.

princess bride? coincidentally enough- it was cinderella bakery. ha ha.

[Rokyudai]

Robber With Knife Shot Twice, Killed

The suspect will face robbery charges if he recovers.

I've never heard of somebody recovering from death. Good shooting by the clerk.

I was going to ask exactly the same question.

*best Monty Python and The Holy Grail*-

"I'm not dead!"
"What?"
"Nothing...here's your nine pentz"
"He says he's not dead."
"He will be very soon..he's quite ill."
"I think I'll go for a walk"
"You're not fooling anyone. You'll be stone dead in any moment."
"I feel happy! I feel...happeeeeee....doah!"

[LaserTex]

I never claimed that either one of the articles were accurate . How do you tell if a _____ (insert "politician, reporter, whatever here) is lying....

But...we d have a couple of amazing events happen today. A dead man rose...and got younger.

Doug

P.S. Yes...I did leave it off on purpose! I'm a redneck...not a stupid redneck.