HEARING VOICES !!!

[Fangs]

All this talk of LCPs... where can I find one to... uh... work out the curiosity?

[Purplehood]

That is why I tend to avoid Gun Shows and Handguns Anonymous meetings.

[NORMAN]

Hey Annoyed Man , I took your advice and called the 800 number but all I got was a recording saying call back later , they were all at the gun show

[CompVest]

I there such a thing as hand guns anonymous ??

Back in the early days of the jogging craze in the 1970s, there used to be a Joggers Anonymous. If you felt an uncontrollable urge to go running, you could call their 800 number, and someone would come over to your house with a six-pack of beer and a bag of pretzels. Maybe if there is a Handguns Anonymous, when you call their 800 number, they rat you out to your wife and she handles the dissuasion.

Wouldn't work for SRVA!

[The Annoyed Man]

I there such a thing as hand guns anonymous ??

Back in the early days of the jogging craze in the 1970s, there used to be a Joggers Anonymous. If you felt an uncontrollable urge to go running, you could call their 800 number, and someone would come over to your house with a six-pack of beer and a bag of pretzels. Maybe if there is a Handguns Anonymous, when you call their 800 number, they rat you out to your wife and she handles the dissuasion.

Wouldn't work for SRVA!

[LarryH]

I there such a thing as hand guns anonymous ??

Back in the early days of the jogging craze in the 1970s, there used to be a Joggers Anonymous. If you felt an uncontrollable urge to go running, you could call their 800 number, and someone would come over to your house with a six-pack of beer and a bag of pretzels. Maybe if there is a Handguns Anonymous, when you call their 800 number, they rat you out to your wife and she handles the dissuasion.

Wouldn't work for SRVA!

or for me. My wife is an enabler. She bought, for our anniversary, a gift certificate at our local gun store. I turned it into a 6X scope for the 30-30 yesterday.

[.45mac.40]

... Lately ... I've been woken up several times early in the AM !!!!
Little whispers, SAYING ....buy me, ... NO ... buy me ... N O .... B U Y M E .... !... Gheezh !!!
Since the Wifey didn't wake, nor hear tha' voices ... I'm thinking they were the REAL, but, LITTLE ... AAR, BUSHMASTER, COLT , DPMS (AR-15) FAIRIES ??!!!
... I've gotten ammo bags, under my eyes, from lack of sleep !
Mac .45 >>>>>>> ##::##

[joe817]

... Lately ... I've been woken up several times early in the AM !!!!
Little whispers, SAYING ....buy me, ... NO ... buy me ... N O .... B U Y M E .... !... Gheezh !!!
Since the Wifey didn't wake, nor hear tha' voices ... I'm thinking they were the REAL, but, LITTLE ... AAR, BUSHMASTER, COLT , DPMS (AR-15) FAIRIES ??!!!
... I've gotten ammo bags, under my eyes, from lack of sleep !
Mac .45 >>>>>>> ##::##

Oh dear! You are in advance stage 3 of the fever. Please note THERE IS NO CURE! Except to listen to the voices, and quench the thirst. Just one will do. And take an aspirin and call me in the morning. You'll be ok, but it's going to be a close one.

[USA1]

... I've gotten ammo bags, under my eyes, from lack of sleep !

ammo bags

[.45mac.40]

JoeB17
STAGE 3 .... IS very PAINFUL .... I will take the Aspirin(s)... doubt if they'll work ... I might have to drink a six pack of
SHINER Bock, just to get the IMAGINARY SMELL of gun power and possibly tha' feel of COLD STEEL, outta' my head ??!!

Mac

[joe817]

JoeB17
STAGE 3 .... IS very PAINFUL .... I will take the Aspirin(s)... doubt if they'll work ... I might have to drink a six pack of
SHINER Bock, just to get the IMAGINARY SMELL of gun power and possibly tha' feel of COLD STEEL, outta' my head ??!!

Mac

It IS very painful .45mac.40. Along with the Shiner Bock, you may want to start using Hoppe's #9 for cologne, until the fever subsides.

[USA1]

JoeB17
STAGE 3 .... IS very PAINFUL .... I will take the Aspirin(s)... doubt if they'll work ... I might have to drink a six pack of
SHINER Bock, just to get the IMAGINARY SMELL of gun power and possibly tha' feel of COLD STEEL, outta' my head ??!!

Mac

It IS very painful .45mac.40. Along with the Shiner Bock, you may want to start using Hoppe's #9 for cologne, until the fever subsides.

maybe a shot would help

[joe817]

I'd think a shot of Hoppe's wouldn't taste so good....I mean I love the smell, but really? Isn't that taking it a bit to far??

[NORMAN]

Well since i tried the 800 number and that didn't work I went to the gun psychiatrist this after noon and come to find out he was an IDPA shooter with a gun safe in his office !! The he opens his safe to show me his collection and guess what he pulls out - and Ed Brown Commander 45 ACP. Now what do I do

[.45mac.40]

Will tha' Hoppes # 9 ... work as good as Vicks vapor rub ??? Use it as cologne ? OR should I rub/wear it on my chest at night, to sleep better, AND, NOT... hear all those pesty little voices ??!??
Mac... I'm here.... here..Mac .. I'm here Man, I'm here at tha' gun show ... please... take me home and get afew of my cousins .... they're in the ammo dept. !!
Mac