Statements that you should never make to a cop
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Yeah, you're a real tough guy hiding behind that badge and that gun.
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casingpoint
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Shut up and start writing.
Here's a quarter. You'd better call for backup.
Yo' mama.
Here's a quarter. You'd better call for backup.
Yo' mama.
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The Annoyed Man
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The light... is green! 
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
"I ain't signing nothing"! 
Alan - ANYTHING I write is MY OPINION only.
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Certified Curmudgeon - But, my German Shepherd loves me!
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1911's RULE!
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
really officer?.........that fast?...........I think that's a new personal best!
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Honest, Officer. I wasn't driving. We were all in the back seat singing.
Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... (Jefferson quoting Beccaria)
... tyrants accomplish their purposes ...by disarming the people, and making it an offense to keep arms. - Supreme Court Justice Joseph Story, 1840
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Sniper John
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
How about..
"I smell bacon"
"I smell bacon"
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Great! I've got a friend that owes me 50 bucks now - he swore up and down that this "old rust heap" couldn't go over 70!
Driver: Officer, yes I was going over the speed limit but so was everyone else! I was just trying to blend in! so how come you pull me over and not anyone else?
Officer: Well, I got behind the whole line of you and flashed my lights, and you were the only one who pulled over!
Driver: Officer, yes I was going over the speed limit but so was everyone else! I was just trying to blend in! so how come you pull me over and not anyone else?
Officer: Well, I got behind the whole line of you and flashed my lights, and you were the only one who pulled over!
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All guns have at least two safeties. One's digital, one's cognitive. In other words - keep the digit off the trigger until ready to fire, and THINK. Some guns also have mechanical safeties on top of those. But if the first two don't work, the mechanical ones aren't guaranteed. - me
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
cop -do you have anything illegal in the vehicle ?
USA1 - Uhhhhh...well, uhhhh....hmmmmm.....errrr.....well uhhhhh......bu...........Huh? Now what were we talking about?
USA1 - Uhhhhh...well, uhhhh....hmmmmm.....errrr.....well uhhhhh......bu...........Huh? Now what were we talking about?
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
- Uhmmm, Oh wait, which license plate do I have on the back??
- I just borrowed the car...any drugs you find aren't mine.
- When you guys start following the laws, I will too.
- Slow day?
- If I had known you were there, I wouldn't have been speeding.
- How much would it take for you to just forget about this?
- Can you hang on a minute? Just let me finish this text message.
- I just borrowed the car...any drugs you find aren't mine.
- When you guys start following the laws, I will too.
- Slow day?
- If I had known you were there, I wouldn't have been speeding.
- How much would it take for you to just forget about this?
- Can you hang on a minute? Just let me finish this text message.
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Nov. 2012...Don't Give Up!
Jan. 2013...True Change!
Nov. 2012...Don't Give Up!
Jan. 2013...True Change!
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Kevinf2349
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
cop -do you have anything illegal in the vehicle ?
Response - Illegal where?
or
Response - Define illegal?
or
Response - Depends...Do you have anything illegal to drop into my vehicle?
Response - Illegal where?
or
Response - Define illegal?
or
Response - Depends...Do you have anything illegal to drop into my vehicle?
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04/24/09 - CHL Class
08/17/09 - Plastic in hand!
NRA & TSRA Member
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
"Society doesn't have a gun problem; Society has a society problem"
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Cop: Sir, I've been following you for blocks and you are obviously under the influence.
Why are you driving?
Motorist: Officer, I'm too drunk to WALK!
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Cop: All right, where's the fire?
Motorist: In your eyes, officer.
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Officer, how much cash do you need to make this problem go away?
Why are you driving?
Motorist: Officer, I'm too drunk to WALK!
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Cop: All right, where's the fire?
Motorist: In your eyes, officer.
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Officer, how much cash do you need to make this problem go away?
N. Texas LTC's hold 3 breakfasts each month. All are 800 AM. OC is fine.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
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pedalman
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