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Statements that you should never make to a cop
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timdsmith72
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
This was actually said by someone I know who was obviously under the influence....
"Honest Mr. Marijuana, I ain't been smokin' no piggies!"
"Honest Mr. Marijuana, I ain't been smokin' no piggies!"
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
"Ocifer... Can you take me Drunk... Im Home again."
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
+ Can you hold my beer while I get my license out?
+ I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer?
+ Gee officer, that’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
+ Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this .45!
+ Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
+ I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer?
+ Gee officer, that’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
+ Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this .45!
+ Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
True story...
Pulled over by state trooper while driving a '74 VW beetle...Trooper: Did you know you were exceeding the speed limit by 18 mph? Me: Really? In this car?
(the speedometer wasn't accurate all the time...the small windows in front ususally slammed shut on me when I hit 60 mph and they were still open)
Tass
Pulled over by state trooper while driving a '74 VW beetle...Trooper: Did you know you were exceeding the speed limit by 18 mph? Me: Really? In this car?
(the speedometer wasn't accurate all the time...the small windows in front ususally slammed shut on me when I hit 60 mph and they were still open)
Tass
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"Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
"Weaving? I can't even knit."
"Weaving? I can't even knit."
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surprise_i'm_armed
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
"Hold your horses officer. Let me get the cap on this Crown Royal.
I don't need to put it in its purple bag, though. That's where I keep my weed."
SIA
I don't need to put it in its purple bag, though. That's where I keep my weed."
SIA
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3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
who says you have to stop ?
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Oh you didn did you?? 
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
well , that was back in the day . 
now i always stop since they use those pesky helicopters .
now i always stop since they use those pesky helicopters .
Glock Armorer - S&W M&P Armorer
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Running from the cops: tank of gas: $30who says you have to stop ?
Getting the crap beat out of you when they catch you: priceless.
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... tyrants accomplish their purposes ...by disarming the people, and making it an offense to keep arms. - Supreme Court Justice Joseph Story, 1840
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And you can NEVER out run a radio.USA1 wrote:well , that was back in the day .
now i always stop since they use those pesky helicopters .
Diplomacy is the Art of Letting Someone Have Your Way
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
"You'll never take me alive, copper."
minatur innocentibus qui parcit nocentibus
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
You may be able to out run my motor...but you cant out run my Motorola!joe817 wrote:And you can NEVER out run a radio.
01/10/2009 - CHL class
06/16/2009 - Mailed application to DPS
06/18/2009 - Paperwork Received
06/25/2009 - Money Order Cashed
07/15/2009 - PIN Received
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09/05/2009 - Plastic in Hand
Current Status: License in hand!
06/16/2009 - Mailed application to DPS
06/18/2009 - Paperwork Received
06/25/2009 - Money Order Cashed
07/15/2009 - PIN Received
09/02/2009 - Application Completed
09/05/2009 - Plastic in Hand
Current Status: License in hand!
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
You can't hide while using radar.
You can't use radar while moving.
You have to show me the radar readout.
I pay your salary.
You can't use radar while moving.
You have to show me the radar readout.
I pay your salary.
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G.C.Montgomery
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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Officer: You know, I think I smell weed.
Driver: Huh? Ah, nah man...I ain't got no weed.
Officer: You sure you don't have any weed?
Driver: Nope...I ain't smokin'
Officer: Have you had any weed today?
Driver: Nah, I ain't had none today.
Officer: When was the last time you smoked weed?
Driver: Oh, 'bout an hour ago.
True story! It's on video!
Driver: Huh? Ah, nah man...I ain't got no weed.
Officer: You sure you don't have any weed?
Driver: Nope...I ain't smokin'
Officer: Have you had any weed today?
Driver: Nah, I ain't had none today.
Officer: When was the last time you smoked weed?
Driver: Oh, 'bout an hour ago.
True story! It's on video!
When you take the time out of your day to beat someone, it has a much longer lasting effect on their demeanor than simply shooting or tazing them.
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