Concealed carry in post office bathroom while drinking

dcphoto · Post by **dcphoto** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:04 pm

http://www.texaschlforum.com/viewtopic. ... 07#p390425

Sorry, couldn't resist.

MoJo · Post by **MoJo** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:13 pm

With a 51% sign over the stall.

yerasimos · Post by **yerasimos** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:16 pm

And a puny .32 ACP semi-auto mousegun when his CHL is marked NSA!

OldSchool · Post by **OldSchool** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:29 pm

In a bathroom stall without a door?

ScottDLS · Post by **ScottDLS** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:08 pm

And you must a have a "tactical windbreaker" with BEA (Bail Enforcement Agent) on the back.

boomerang · Post by **boomerang** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:30 pm

I think I remember my instructor saying you're covered by the Castro Doctrine if you're smoking a Cohiba.

USA1 · Post by **USA1** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:37 pm

And all while wearing a CHL sash and badge.

mctowalot · Post by **mctowalot** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:14 pm

But, what if the porta-potty is on a trailer attached to your RV (which is your primary residence) and your wife (who has already filed for divorce but its not final yet) posts a 30-06 sign while your in the process?
Also, does it matter if your going number 1 or...
Whoops, never mind. Just found it in the penal code!

chabouk · Post by **chabouk** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:49 am

And what if you print? Is that "brandishing", which is a felony in Texas?

But don't worry, if you have to shoot someone through the door for trying to come in the porta-potty while you're "occupied", just drag him inside so you'll be legal.

AddyLO · Post by **AddyLO** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:27 am

I'm new to CHL and have been following this thread with interest. Thank you for posting. I had NO idea that porta-potties were covered by the Castle Law. That is very reassuring!

grumble · Post by **grumble** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:25 am

AddyLO wrote:I'm new to CHL and have been following this thread with interest. Thank you for posting. I had NO idea that porta-potties were covered by the Castle Law. That is very reassuring!

Shouldn't every castle have an appropriate throne?

LarryH · Post by **LarryH** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:46 am

chabouk wrote:And what if you print? Is that "brandishing", which is a felony in Texas?

Very funny. As you well know, "brandishing" does not exist as an offense in the Texas Penal Code.

Not trying to spoil your fun -- just trying to keep from confusing the new guys and gals any more than necessary.

cougartex · Post by **cougartex** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:46 am

MoJo · Post by **MoJo** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:31 am

Y'all know this all changes if the Post Office is inside a school with a courtroom attached.

marksiwel · Post by **marksiwel** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:33 am

MoJo wrote:Y'all know this all changes if the Post Office is inside a school with a courtroom attached.

But only on Odd Number Days Starting from the Third Lunar Year of Obamas birthday

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