Wally Walk for amateurs, Chik-fil-a Crawl for pro's
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Wally Walk for amateurs, Chik-fil-a Crawl for pro's
For those new to CHL the Wally Walk is a standard rite of passage we all went through
For an advanced keep-you-composure test, try crawling up through a Chik-fil-a playscape to retrieve a crying child, as I did today with my P99 IWB, two mags, and a M&P9c in an ankle rig :-) Quite nerve-wracking considering the unusual maneuvers and quite alot of viewing adults 
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Ya the whole play place child extraction is tough enough without trying to conceal. Nice work
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OC works too. A little squirt of pepper spray will get them out right quick.
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Every time I take my children to the park (I carry in a crossbreed supertuck) it never fails that one of my three youngins wants me to go down the big roundie slide thing and it also never fails that my shirt wants to ride up and I have to pull it down while I still have some cover, it is quite a fun adventure.
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ahogo wrote:OC works too. A little squirt of pepper spray will get them out right quick.
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had to do the same "crawl" a few weeks ago at Mickey D's when my 17-month old crawled to top of the three-story play tower and then was too scared to come down the slide or back down the big enclosed "steps" .... I'm 6-1 and about 275, so it wasn't easy getting up that thing regardless of concealment. The fact that I was also concealing my Glock under a T-shirt made it all the more difficult. Thought I was going to need a chiropractor after all the contortioning I put my back through.
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I just find another kid and pay him to go get the grandkid for me.... 
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yeah, i tried that first. but my son is a mama's boy first, daddy's boy second, and there ain't no third .... he'll just sit and cry until either mommy or daddy comes to rescue him.Ol Zeke wrote:I just find another kid and pay him to go get the grandkid for me....
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Ol Zeke wrote:I just find another kid and pay him to go get the grandkid for me....
Heck... around here the kid would demand payment up front, then take the money and run off.
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Does it have to be your kid? I'm still hoping I don't have any out there. So if I try this, could I get a waiver to show the cops I wasn't attempting a kidnapping?
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you have my permission to come over to Cedar Park to rescue my boy from any three-story kiddie playground he gets stuck inPvilleStang wrote:Does it have to be your kid? I'm still hoping I don't have any out there. So if I try this, could I get a waiver to show the cops I wasn't attempting a kidnapping?
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I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they dont know Im using blanks.
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I love children if they're cooked properly. -- W.C. Fieldsjeeperbryan wrote:I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they dont know Im using blanks.
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Anyone that hates kids and dogs can’t be all bad. -- W.C. Fieldssjfcontrol wrote:I love children if they're cooked properly. -- W.C. Fieldsjeeperbryan wrote:I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they dont know Im using blanks.
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