Thinking of Moving to Mexico

[gemini]

Normally I don't cut and paste emails to this forum.....however.....

Dear President Obama:

> I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my
> health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
>
> We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico,
> and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
>
> We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
> quotas and laws.
>
> I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you
> mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
>
> Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
>
> 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
>
> 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
> whether I use them or not.
>
> 3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
>
> 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
> (bi-lingual) teachers.
>
> 5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and
> history.
>
> 6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles
> at their school.
>
> 7. Please plan to feed my grand kids at school for both breakfast and
> lunch.
>
> 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
> to government services.
>
> 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to
> purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to
> learn local traffic laws.
>
> 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
> their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car
> has at least one English-speaking officer.
>
> 11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on
> my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
> complaints or negative comments from the locals.
>
> 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have
> any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
>
> 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
> nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the
> strain we might place on their economy.
>
> 14. I want to receive free food stamps.
>
> 15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
>
> 16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes,
> I'll receive money from the government.
>
> 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy
> a new car.
>
> 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social
> Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
>
> I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
> all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that
> President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
>
> Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!
>

[DONT TREAD ON ME]

That was great. Thank you Gemini!

[seniorshooteress]

Hope they have room for a few more. I have packed up already!

[joe817]

That was great. Thank you Gemini!

Agreed XD!!

Great turn around Gemini! I'd love all those things too! I think I'll live in the state of Quintana Roo...by the ocean, right across from Cozumel Island, near Tulum. Maybe we could start a colony of TexasCHLforum.com, of say 300 family members.

[Grammy]

Our founding fathers would not recognize the country today, I hope the damage is not too great to correct.
Jim

[CaptWoodrow10]

Our founding fathers would not recognize the country today, I hope the damage is not too great to correct.
Jim

I hold out hope that the sheeple will awaken and regain their senses, though I fear that we are too late. I pray for the former.
We have to win back the house and senate this election if we are to correct or even slow down this spiralling free fall. First step though is to keep this new SCOTUS appointee off the bench.

[Fangs]

History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever...

[cougartex]