For all you Engineer types out there - The Turbo Entabulator

[Keith B]

Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business. They were getting ready to tape the first introduction video. As a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend within the trucking industry. This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance. This is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=humPBKCljs0[/youtube]

[The Annoyed Man]

Now THIS guy understands the construction, implementation, and use of the Framistram I have alluded to on more than one occassion.

He's a genius.

[Kythas]

This is made of win.

[MoJo]

I laughed till I cried!

[USA1]

Note to self- buy white doctors coat.

[joe817]

Great stuff! How he kept a straight face through all of that is beyond me.

He reminds me of a guest that Johnny Carson of The Tonight Show had on 2 or 3 times per year. Professor Erwin Corey. He would spout off stuff like that and when I got through laughing, I marveled in his ability to go into a monologue like that off the cuff.

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[Commander Cody]

I am not an engineer, but I understand where this guy is comming from. I understand the Turbo Entabul. I think I will wait to see if the price comes down a little before I commit to buying one though. A great idea.

[LarryH]

I am not an engineer, but I understand where this guy is comming from. I understand the Turbo Entabul. I think I will wait to see if the price comes down a little before I commit to buying one though. A great idea.

They're small -- get two.

[lrb111]

Of course, the government will buy them. They have been buying the related products for years.

[7075-T7]

I'm glad they finally figured out the link between the modial interactions of fluxes and the sinusoidal depleneration of the marzel-vanes. The engineering community has been working on that one for years.

Now if only we could work out the way to keep high-modulus muffler bearings from suffering femptodendritic cyanoethylcalcification of the Ytterbium- 4 wt.%osmium- 10wt.% barium containment housing in galvanitically corrosive enviorments we'll be set.

[loneranger4x4]

sounds alot like the one I heard a while back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBp5ag6SJH4

[jimlongley]

Where are they going to hook up the fister plate?

[LarryH]

Where are they going to hook up the fister plate?

on the front of the Immodium Q-32 Space Modulator, of course!

[MadMonkey]

There was an old movie with a similar sequence, set in WWII. A captured pilot was "explaining" an aircraft part to a German officer.

Can't for the life of me remember what the name of the film was though...

[G26ster]

The guy's a fraud! He completely left out the purpose, location, and function of the Kanuter Valve!