How *NOT* to rob a store

pbwalker · Post by **pbwalker** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:51 am

USA1 · Post by **USA1** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:58 am

pfft, beginners.

Ropin · Post by **Ropin** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:35 am

On a serious note...that's a good reminder to practice your drawstroke regularly. If you need your firearm to defend your life, tossing it at your assailant is probably not your best first move.

The guy in the clip needs drawing practice and fleeing practice. He was fairly inept at both!

AJ80 · Post by **AJ80** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:04 am

Ropin wrote:If you need your firearm to defend your life, tossing it at your assailant is probably not your best first move.

That depends, some handguns are only useful as throwing weapons.

NOS · Post by **NOS** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:57 am

He drew his gun upside down!

So, lets do a quick recap.

Illegal handgun bought on the black market... $75
Hoody and hat to conceal identity... $25
Drawing weapon upside down and tossing it to the clerk at the store you're robbing... -$75
Karma turning things around on you while you soil your pants and flee... PRICELESS

chasfm11 · Post by **chasfm11** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:49 am

Kudos to the clerk for great awareness. How many people could have recognized a gun being thrown at them and picked it up, pointing it that quickly?

There are apparently a number of BGs out there who need to be in another line of business.

DONT TREAD ON ME · Post by **DONT TREAD ON ME** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:52 am

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Yankee Girl · Post by **Yankee Girl** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:54 am

The smart crooks are in banking and government, not this stuff... although this seems to be the penultimate example of "bottom of the barrel."

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:16 am

Reminds me......time to practice my drawing technique again..........

It's funny when he raises his hands as the gun flies away, scared that it will go off when it hits the counter......

fecnik · Post by **fecnik** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:40 am

LOL

longhorn_92 · Post by **longhorn_92** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:42 am

FAIL...

cougartex · Post by **cougartex** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:01 am

chasfm11 wrote:Kudos to the clerk for great awareness. How many people could have recognized a gun being thrown at them and picked it up, pointing it that quickly?

There are apparently a number of BGs out there who need to be in another line of business.

bdickens · Post by **bdickens** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:46 am

Yankee Girl wrote:The smart crooks are in banking and government, not this stuff... although this seems to be the penultimate example of "bottom of the barrel."

Durn! Beat me to it.

mctowalot · Post by **mctowalot** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:53 am

Thanks for posting this, pb! I really needed a good laugh today.

Is it just me or does the clerk appear to start laughing when he picks up the gun?

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:30 pm

I don't know if it was a smile or shock......either way, its a free gun. Probably would have been more productive to just hand the clerk a note.......if he could write......

Maybe there was a gun buster sign in the window and he wanted to be legal........NOT! "Excuse me, Mr. Clerk, I see there are no firearms allowed in here, so would you mind holding this while I look around?"

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