Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger

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Texas Gov. Rick Perry is scheduled to present the actor and executive director of "Walker, Texas Ranger" with a designation as an honorary member of the famed law enforcement group Thursday.

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Chuck's brother will also become an honorary Ranger.

[Texas Size 11]

Doesn't Chuck live around the Dallas area?

[terryg]

Ok, this is awesome. And a new joke to the Chuck Norris library from the comment section:

According to Einstien's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

[chartreuse]

Ok, this is awesome. And a new joke to the Chuck Norris library from the comment section:

According to Einstien's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

[cougartex]

Yes, his ranch is in Navasota.

[pbwalker]

wasn't Chuck Norris already a Texas Ranger?

[quidni]

wasn't Chuck Norris already a Texas Ranger?

No, but he played one on TV.

[Pawpaw]

wasn't Chuck Norris already a Texas Ranger?

No, but he played one on TV.

And he roundhouse kicked a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[gregthehand]

Well Louisiana has Steven Seagal so it's only natural that we had to get our own martial arts actor as a part time un-paid peace officer. I guess since Demi Moore was in Charlie's Angels New Mexico better start swearing her in.

[pbwalker]

wasn't Chuck Norris already a Texas Ranger?

No, but he played one on TV.

Yeah...it was a joke, hence the wink. :)

[Hoi Polloi]

Chuck Norris was a military police officer in the Air Force and then a reserve deputy sheriff in TX. Being made an honorary Ranger is hardly a comparison to Demi Moore being given the same.

[gregthehand]

Chuckle chuckel Hoi Polloi no need to get all bent out of shape....

[Hoi Polloi]

Chuckle chuckel Hoi Polloi no need to get all bent out of shape....

Ha ha ha!

You know how Chuck Norris is; I wouldn't want to offend him!

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all his TV shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

[gregthehand]

Well you know he shot down an enemy plane once while in the Air Force just by pointing a finger gun at it and saying "bang".