For My Democrat Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of those to who accept these wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within it! The usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year
Merry Christmas
Moderator: carlson1
I developed a headache just reading that first one.
And although I consider myself an INDEPENDENT rather than a republican, I will wish you a blessed and merry Christmas as well.
And although I consider myself an INDEPENDENT rather than a republican, I will wish you a blessed and merry Christmas as well.
"If a man breaks in your house, he ain't there for iced tea." Mom & Dad.
The NRA & TSRA are a bargain; they're much cheaper than the cold, dead hands experience.
The NRA & TSRA are a bargain; they're much cheaper than the cold, dead hands experience.
Merry Christmas, y'all!
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texas297
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Thanks.carlson1 wrote:That is funny!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Years. I pray GOD blesses each of you and your families.
Being new here I normally wouldn't post something that political on a General Topic forum like this but I figured it might be worth a slap on the wrist or scolding if several of you all found it amusing.
Regards!
Stay safe this CHRISTMAS weekend.
308nato wrote:Very good post and you owe me some screen cleaner
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All guns have at least two safeties. One's digital, one's cognitive. In other words - keep the digit off the trigger until ready to fire, and THINK. Some guns also have mechanical safeties on top of those. But if the first two don't work, the mechanical ones aren't guaranteed. - me
KA5RLA
All guns have at least two safeties. One's digital, one's cognitive. In other words - keep the digit off the trigger until ready to fire, and THINK. Some guns also have mechanical safeties on top of those. But if the first two don't work, the mechanical ones aren't guaranteed. - me
I welcome you to the Forum and I enjoyed the reading.texas297 wrote:Thanks.carlson1 wrote:That is funny!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Years. I pray GOD blesses each of you and your families.
Being new here I normally wouldn't post something that political on a General Topic forum like this but I figured it might be worth a slap on the wrist or scolding if several of you all found it amusing.
Regards!
Stay safe this CHRISTMAS weekend.
I just shot a hole in my monitor, and now I have to type around it. Thanks...quidni wrote:308nato wrote:Very good post and you owe me some screen cleaner
Here's a free screencleaner for you!
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