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I like this one. :lol:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=QK3Eo9cScEQ[/youtube]
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:smilelol5:
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever.
The bombing begins in five minutes.


Ronald Reagan

Ronnie was doing a microphone check and let loose with the above zinger.
I'm sure the Kremlin scratched their heads and worried for a while. :-)

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:grumble :grumble :smilelol5: :biggrinjester:
Ok that was a good one.
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:biggrinjester:

Great joke. Thanks for posting.
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[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=LoPu1UIBkBc[/youtube]

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LOL.
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RR :patriot:

LOL.! :smilelol5:
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surprise_i'm_armed wrote:My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever.
The bombing begins in five minutes.


Ronald Reagan

Ronnie was doing a microphone check and let loose with the above zinger.
I'm sure the Kremlin scratched their heads and worried for a while. :-)

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I remember that. They used it as a smear campaign for while. I was young and it scared me to death when I heard it on tv.
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That man had WIT, true WIT...
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"rlol" Oh how I miss my first Commander in Chief.
A man who was not only proud of being an American, but one who would actively instill it in others.
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