Notes from the Edge of Life

[RottenApple]

[USA1]

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely,
Google

Yeah, so what happened there? I admit it. I was a Yahoo hold out for a long time.

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Alcohol

teehee

[WildBill]

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely,
Google

Yeah, so what happened there? I admit it. I was a Yahoo hold out for a long time.

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Alcohol

teehee

I always thought that you were a "Yahoo".

P.S. Good list AndyC! I was in a car repair shop the other day when Justin Bieber was on Whoopi Goldberg's show "The View". "Gag me with a spoon."

[surprise_i'm_armed]

Speaking of alcohol, there's a county song about alcohol, sung from alcohol's viewpoint, with many verses.

The only one that sticks in my head right now is "I help the white people dance."
SIA

[apostate]

Nice moves. Did you graduate from the Elaine Benes School of Dance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM&t=25s" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[TLE2]

I've already sent the 2012 "Dear World" to my "help the world's coming to an end" granddaughter. I hope she gets a kick out of it.

[The Annoyed Man]

A friend of mine is the lead guitarist on Justin Bieber latest album.

[tacticool]

A friend of mine is the lead guitarist on Justin Bieber latest album.

She's in the news. http://i.imgur.com/c9MJR.jpg

[snatchel]

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

hahahahahahahaha. I can't stand SP, I dont know why. Something about her just drives me absolutely bonkers. This was a fantastic break from writing a ten page paper on "Pretty-shield", so thank you Andy. I can now continue writing.. with a little humor maybe.

[The Mad Moderate]

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

hahahahahahahaha. I can't stand SP, I dont know why. Something about her just drives me absolutely bonkers. This was a fantastic break from writing a ten page paper on "Pretty-shield", so thank you Andy. I can now continue writing.. with a little humor maybe.

I must say I was surprised to see the Sarah Palin dig. Now as strange as it sounds on a personal level I like Plain but I do not want her anywhere near the White House. She's like George Bush sans the wit. I do not think she is going to run however she know she is much more powerful on the outside and is smarter than most people give her credit for. I also do not see as some have suggested a Bachmann/Palin ticket because I do not think there is anyway she would run as VP again. I do see Bachmann as a powerful force in the GOP in the years to come if not 2012, she is very smart, quick on her feet and while not as eloquent as Obama she is a much better communicator,

[snatchel]

Ugh. I just dont like her. I think of her as far to the right as Hillary is to the left. Scary scary.

[SQLGeek]

It cracks me up how hating the Palin family is the new past time of Hollywood elites. I can't believe how rabid they get.