Board is on fire today

Baytown · Post by **Baytown** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:28 pm

Exactly. If she was God, then my pepper spray would not work.

Glenn

SRVA · Post by **SRVA** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:30 pm

Glenn, was she crazy or just "reality challenged?"

Baytown · Post by **Baytown** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:33 pm

Let me put it this way: She is nuttier than squirrel crap.

Glenn

dws1117 · Post by **dws1117** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:34 pm

Now, that's nuts!

tehlump · Post by **tehlump** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:37 pm

do you wear your LEO uniform?

or are you 'undercover'?

anygunanywhere · Post by **anygunanywhere** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:41 pm

Stop it! Co-workers are suspicious. This job is not supposed to be funny!

Baytown · Post by **Baytown** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:02 pm

Yes, I wear my uniform. I'm supposed to wear my vest per our dept regs. but what are rules for any way??

Glenn

dws1117 · Post by **dws1117** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:09 pm

but what are rules for any way??

If i'm ever pulled over by you, I'll have to remember that one.

Baytown · Post by **Baytown** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:50 pm

Unless you are driving drunk, you have nothing to worry about. I have issued four speeding tickets year to date, and 12 moving violation tickets year to date. 8)

Glenn

SJRTX · Post by **SJRTX** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:17 am

Baytown wrote:Crazy lady update:

She is telling us she has all the money in the world and that she part of God, and that God has no face, but a body.

She is getting enough money out of her account to have $5.01 left. She said she has a reason.

She asked the branch mgr about depositting gold blocks.

Did you know that planes fly because of the Holy Spirit, because scientists have no idea how planes fly, they can not explain it.

Glenn

OMG!! Hahahaha...I wish I would have been there to see that! I would have been rolling on the ground laughing.

BTW-since you dont have many traffic tickets issued, the bosses dont ever ask you to pick it up in traffic, or what the reason is you have so few?

Baytown · Post by **Baytown** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:12 pm

I work graveyards were our focus is more on looking for drunks and burglars.

It seems every officer has their specialty. Some guys are big on dope, some on traffic, and I'm big on DWI detection and enforcement.

As long as you are doing something they leave you alone. I've never been told I need to write more tickets.

I don't like traffic tickets because they are really a regressive tax. If I stop a doctor, lawyer, exec type, for speeding and the fine is $225, that is not crap %-wise to their annual salary. I write a scaffold builder, teacher, maid, etc..., the same ticket, and that is a much bigger % of their salary. Tickets punish some more than others for the same crime. Just does not seem right to me. (Not saying there are not people who need tickets though.)

Glenn

Baytown · Post by **Baytown** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:13 pm

I should point out I have no problems writing no finc respon tickets though.

Glenn

anygunanywhere · Post by **anygunanywhere** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:02 pm

You know, Glenn, if Joe citizen realized LEO like you had souls and compassion the world would be e better place. My B-I-L is a HCSO deputy. He operates a lot like you. Makes me feel good about driving on Texas roads. Thank You!

gigag04 · Post by **gigag04** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:55 pm

Baytown wrote:I should point out I have no problems writing no finc respon tickets though.

Glenn

Baytown · Post by **Baytown** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:07 pm

Sorry, no insurance tickets.

Glenn