Land of the free, home of the brave.......

[The Annoyed Man]

What, no liability insurance required? Hmmm...we need to study on that.

They only require liability insurance if you vote republican.

[WildBill]

That's right....Los Angeles County, California, has enacted a new ordinance making it punishable by a $1,000.00 fine to throw a football or a frisbee on a county beach. Jesus wept.

All of mankind should weep.

[speedsix]

...or roar in outrage!!!

[mamabearCali]

GGGRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Really, I mean really.....California is really insane. That is why my family has a nickname for it that is not for family web sites.

[JP171]

Komrad, velcum to the peoples republic of Kalifornia, please make sure to remove all money,weapons and self aggrandizing ideas of being free, the KGB will by your new home that the Gubberment still retains the title to, to have you sworn in and to have you sign the notification of confiscation papers also the papers explaing that you will be arrested and executed for failure to obey the laws and wishes of the leaders and your betters!

Spatsuba

[bizarrenormality]

So, not only do you have to use a designated area to throw a frisbee, but you have to have a permit, and that permit will cost you as much as $15.00 per month.

Per game or does each person playing catch need a permit?


Elevators have weight limits. Bikinis should too.

[Itnkrman]

Elevators have weight limits. Bikinis should too.

Dat's funny rite dere...

[Carry-a-Kimber]

"Officials warned that any activities that could potentially harm “any person or property on or near the beach” should not be allowed during the peak summer season."


So no running, walking, swimming, sunbathing, laying down, sitting, or any other physical activity will be allowed under this rule. .

[speedsix]

...inhaling is only permitted in months containing an R...exhaling is prohibited except for leap year...
...if they stand for it...they deserve it...