Drug Screen

papajohn1964 · Post by **papajohn1964** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:18 am

I went in for a pre-employment drug screen yesterday. Got the usual empty all loose items out of your pockets and put them in this lockbox. He shuts the lid and hands me the key. Then he asked me to raise each pant leg up to my knee one at a time, that went well. Next step was to run both hands around my waist, when my right hand stopped about 2:30 he looked and then smiled. "CHL?" I nodded yes "your ok, fill the bottle past he line and don't flush the toilet."
NICE!

Teamless · Post by **Teamless** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:25 am

snatchel · Post by **snatchel** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:50 am

pbwalker · Post by **pbwalker** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:16 am

papajohn1964 wrote:I went in for a pre-employment drug screen yesterday. Got the usual empty all loose items out of your pockets and put them in this lockbox. He shuts the lid and hands me the key. Then he asked me to raise each pant leg up to my knee one at a time, that went well. Next step was to run both hands around my waist, when my right hand stopped about 2:30 he looked and then smiled. "CHL?" I nodded yes "your ok, fill the bottle past he line and don't flush the toilet."
NICE!

Wow...that's something. Anytime I've had to take a drug screen, I just get the "empty pockets". I've never been frisked before! Not even in the military!

Z1166 · Post by **Z1166** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:18 pm

That's surprising! Don't they know I keep a spare magazine of pee just in case?

WildBill · Post by **WildBill** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:20 pm

Z1166 wrote:That's surprising! Don't they know I keep a spare magazine of pee just in case?

Believe it or not, some people have tried, but it doesn't work. There's actually a company that makes a device for holding urine samples for that purpose.

C-dub · Post by **C-dub** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:01 pm

Oh man. You can probably carry at work too.

JeepGuy79 · Post by **JeepGuy79** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:53 pm

WildBill wrote:
Z1166 wrote:That's surprising! Don't they know I keep a spare magazine of pee just in case?
Believe it or not, some people have tried, but it doesn't work. There's actually a company that makes a device for holding urine samples for that purpose.

Dude no way there is a company that makes a gun magazine made to hold piss???? I have to see this!!!! Please post a link

WildBill · Post by **WildBill** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:13 pm

JeepGuy79 wrote:
WildBill wrote:
Z1166 wrote:That's surprising! Don't they know I keep a spare magazine of pee just in case?
Believe it or not, some people have tried, but it doesn't work. There's actually a company that makes a device for holding urine samples for that purpose.
Dude no way there is a company that makes a gun magazine made to hold piss???? I have to see this!!!! Please post a link

Dude, I said a company "makes a device for holding urine samples" for the purposes of passing a drug test. It didn't say it looks like a gun magazine!

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