Political joke of the day

[RPBrown]

I borrowed this from a friend.


The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies,
'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this
week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
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When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
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Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
&nbsp\\;
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
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Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you.
I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor is very happy and
leaves the shop.
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The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen different books, such as
'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'
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Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and
leaves the shop.
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The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress
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Vote very carefully.

[mamabearCali]

awesome!

[Andrew]

No good deed will go unpunished. lol

[~HogDaddy~]

LOLzzz

[Redneck_Buddha]

A Muslim, an illegal immigrant, and a communist walk into a bar. Bartender says: "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

[Z0Tex]

lol @ OP

Sending that one to my dad.

[RX8er]

Wait, I thought you said this was a joke!! this is too true to be a joke.

[varko]

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat".

Brilliant!

[Dragonfighter]

A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco . While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"
<SNIP>

That's stupid Andy, no one in San Francisco is getting rid of a democrat. San diego, maybe, not San francisco.

[3dfxMM]

Maybe so, but this was a tourist in SF. :)