I few examples of those I found humorous:
Michael Moore: "... I wouldn't eat him as long as he doesn't get between me and the fridge."
HHS Director Katherine Sebelius: "I'd give him an exemption from ObamaCare."
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsberg: "... I'd send him off to South Africa, they have a better constitution."
MSNBC host Chris Mathews: "... I'd tell him bedtime stories of the adventures of the heroic knight, Sir Barry Obama, unless instructed otherwise."