HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
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- JALLEN
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'YES.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'YES.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”
― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
thanks JALLEN, That alone made my day

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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
That and don't open up the news paper
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Or turn on the stupid TV...texanjoker wrote:That and don't open up the news paper
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
better then absolute greatness. 
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
After a day like today, I needed a good laugh. Thanks for making it happen. 
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Good ONE! 
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
So good, I stole it.

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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
me too..DocV wrote:So good, I stole it.
I am not a lawyer. This is NOT legal advice.!
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LIKE button pressed..... 
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
I felt better just reading it.
I see lots of happy days ahead....
Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and many, many others.
People are going to wonder why I'll be walking around with a smile all day.
I see lots of happy days ahead....
Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and many, many others.
People are going to wonder why I'll be walking around with a smile all day.
Excaliber
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And if he doesn't straighten up...John Cornyn.Excaliber wrote:I felt better just reading it.
I see lots of happy days ahead....
Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and many, many others.
People are going to wonder why I'll be walking around with a smile all day.
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When those fail, aim for center mass.
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When those fail, aim for center mass.
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