OMG! Olympic figure skater wears empty holster #freakout

[A-R]

Twitter teeth gnashing in link:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02 ... -suspects/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[WildBill]

Twitter teeth gnashing in link:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02 ... -suspects/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Hint - it's the guy wearing the holster.

[Keith B]

I'm outraged. He wasn't completely accurate without the Walther PPK.

[A-R]

I'm outraged. He wasn't completely accurate without the Walther PPK.

Also where is his MI-6 sash with "license to kill" badge?

[JSThane]

What gets me is they're all outraged (or defending) the holster. Never mind the fact that as he's evidently playing "Bond," his skating partner becomes a defacto "Bond girl," and therefore not much more than a simple sex object. And the costumes the women wear in figure skating don't really offset this objectification, either.

War on women!

Where's the outrage?

Wish the IOC and others would have let him actually have more than an empty holster, though. As-is, James Bond remains singularly unable to possess the tools to defend his partner if a rogue hockey team attacks.

[rbwhatever1]

Some of the comments were hilarious. These "hoplophobia" people are just flat out loons.

I wonder if being diagnosed with "hoplophobia" counts as a medical condition that would make one ineligible from buying a firearm or obtaining a license to carry a firearm?

[WildBill]

Some of the comments were hilarious. These "hoplophobia" people are just flat out loons.

I wonder if being diagnosed with "hoplophobia" counts as a medical condition that would make one ineligible from buying a firearm or obtaining a license to carry a firearm?

Nope. It only disqualifies you from getting food stamps.

[Jumping Frog]

He needs some sparkly sequins on his holster.

[rbwhatever1]

Crazy Laws. Scared people need free food too.

Careful with the sparkly sequins. If they're in the pattern of a gun you will be put on the no-fly list and kicked out of public school.

[doncom]

Twitter teeth gnashing in link:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02 ... -suspects/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Hint - it's the guy wearing the holster.

There's a guy in that picture?