Christmas Funnies

[jimlongley]

My brother always wanted to know just who the heck "Round John Virgin" was.

[anygunanywhere]

A Sunday school teacher asked her class what the angel's names were. A young boy raised his hand and answered "Harold!". "Where did you hear that?" she asked. "In the song Hark the Harold Angels Sing!"

[RPBrown]

My wife says she can't figure out where there were 3 wise MEN.

[Keith B]

They determined the 3 Wise Men were really Pirates. When they arrived they said 'We have gold and Frankincense. But wait, there's Myrrrrrrrh'.

[Vol Texan]

To me, Christmas funnies aren't complete without a tribute to Gary Larson:

[puma guy]

"Well, We found out what's been clogging your chimney since last Christmas."

[n5wmk]

There are 10 reindeer....

The 8 that you already know about from the Night Before Christmas....

Rudolph, of course.

And Olive - the one that was mean to Rudolph...

You know, "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

[RoyGBiv]

Q: What was the name of the reindeer in the song "jingle Bells"?

A: "Bob"

"Bells on Bob's tail ring, making spirits bright. Oh what fun it is to sing a sleighing song tonight."

[ELB]

Route this through good speakers or headphones if you have them, these guys have great voices and harmony.
[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE[/video]

[Vol Texan]

Route this through good speakers or headphones if you have them, these guys have great voices and harmony.

These guys in Straight No Chaser are awesome, indeed. Here is the video from them back in college that became viral on YouTube (many years later), and enabled them to go 'pro' with their act (this is still a Christmas funny, so it's ok on this message thread):

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8[/youtube]

And, quite possibly, one of the best renditions of my favorite Christmas song (not funny, so sorry for hijacking the post):

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=HVgCOgtklew[/youtube]