Dave Barry strikes again...

[ELB]

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There was even some good news in 2014, mostly in the form of things that did not happen. A number of GM cars — the final total could be as high as four — were not recalled. There were several whole days during which no statements had to be issued by the U.S. Department of Explaining What the Vice President Meant to Say.

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On a happier note, Colorado announces that it has already collected marijuana sales taxes totaling $2 million, which the state plans to spend on “a subwoofer the size of Delaware.”

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In government news, the troubled Secret Service once again comes under withering criticism when an intruder is able to jump the White House fence, enter the White House through the front door, overpower a Secret Service agent, run through the Central Hall, enter the East Room, deliver a nationwide radio address and appoint four federal judges before being overpowered.

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In politics, the big story is the looming midterm elections, which have President Obama crisscrossing the nation at a hectic pace in a last-ditch effort to find a Democratic candidate willing to appear in public with him.

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General Motors, in an efficiency move, announces that it will start recalling cars while they are still on the assembly line.

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...much, much more at the link.

[philip964]

Love Dave Barry. I would recommend his only book to be made into a movie- Big Trouble.

[Dadtodabone]

Dave Barry's "Only Travel Guide" is my go to source for travel planning....