One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...He still has his right testicle!
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know...
It's just no good anymore since you went away,
Now I spend my time just making up rhymes of yesterday,
One is the loneliest number since you've gone away...
Sorry. I couldn't help myself. And Three Dog Night will probably sue me for butchering their song...