Stabbed by a corkscrew

[tboesche]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330771,00.html

Ok, The PC police will now start to Ban corkscrews. I think they should start with the nitrogen powered type since they would be a much more efficient killer. Don't worry, they will eventually get to your old hand powered corkscrews.

Wait! lets just ban Wine. Then we would not need corkscrews.

Seriously, this just goes to prove that you don't need a gun to kill.

[Texasdoc]

we need corkscrews, I think we need a background check and a 5 day waitting

Doc

[Tactical_Texan_CHL]

I'm sorry, sir. You're background check came back denied for the Swiss Army Knife. Might I show you this "post ban" model? It still has the scissors, tooth pick, tweezers and all the tools you've come to know in the Swiss Army Knife, but instead of the cork screw, it has a small rubber stick so you can't harm yourself or others. Since you can't be trusted with a corkscrew, we've also taken the liberty of replacing the cutting blade and saw with extra fingernail files, just to be safe.

[anygunanywhere]

Maybe this will force all wines to screw tops.

My Thunderbird has been ever since I can remember.

Anygunanywhere

[WildBill]

I had my Ah So Prong Corkscrew taken away by airport security once. They told me that I should have brought a regular corkscrew because the prongs could be used to stab someone. Go Figure!

[Texasdoc]

I'm sorry, sir. You're background check came back denied for the Swiss Army Knife. Might I show you this "post ban" model? It still has the scissors, tooth pick, tweezers and all the tools you've come to know in the Swiss Army Knife, but instead of the cork screw, it has a small rubber stick so you can't harm yourself or others. Since you can't be trusted with a corkscrew, we've also taken the liberty of replacing the cutting blade and saw with extra fingernail files, just to be safe.

TTCHL Thats way to funny, before long if those folks get in to office we will have checks on everything from toasters to guns .


Doc

[aardwolf]

I'm sorry, sir. You're background check came back denied for the Swiss Army Knife. Might I show you this "post ban" model? It still has the scissors, tooth pick, tweezers and all the tools you've come to know in the Swiss Army Knife, but instead of the cork screw, it has a small rubber stick so you can't harm yourself or others. Since you can't be trusted with a corkscrew, we've also taken the liberty of replacing the cutting blade and saw with extra fingernail files, just to be safe.

Is that like the Leatherman they make with no knife blade so the thousands standing around won't wet themselves?