He gave me 2 shots and a splash of water
Osama joke
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Osama joke
I told the bartender to make me an Osama Bin Laden
He gave me 2 shots and a splash of water

He gave me 2 shots and a splash of water
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Re: Osama joke
OOPS... I was going to reply to the Obama joke but clicked the wrong thread..... 
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Re: Osama joke
Showing my age, perhaps, but I liked JKL's Weekend at bin Laden's.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_VfF5fMAFmI[/youtube]
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_VfF5fMAFmI[/youtube]
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Bin Laden's fate was SEALed when the choppers landed in the compound.
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Re: Osama joke
Found elsewhere:
There was an old man named Osama,
Who unexpectedly went to see Allah.
When asked “By what deed
Were you martyred, shaheed?”
He answered “Did you know you can’t hide under a waterbed? You know, they don’t tell you that when they sell you the darn thing.”
by Glen Wishard
There was an old man named Osama,
Who unexpectedly went to see Allah.
When asked “By what deed
Were you martyred, shaheed?”
He answered “Did you know you can’t hide under a waterbed? You know, they don’t tell you that when they sell you the darn thing.”
by Glen Wishard
USAF 1982-2005
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Re: Osama joke
[quote="ELB"]Found elsewhere:
There was an old man named Osama,
Who unexpectedly went to see Allah.
When asked “By what deed
Were you martyred, shaheed?”
He answered “I was drilled in the head by Sig Sauer.”
There. I fixed for ya.
There was an old man named Osama,
Who unexpectedly went to see Allah.
When asked “By what deed
Were you martyred, shaheed?”
He answered “I was drilled in the head by Sig Sauer.”
There. I fixed for ya.
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Re: Osama joke
I hear in the Seal Team 6 Audio that you can hear in Osama mumble something in Arabic about how his wife should take care of the dog, and he will feed the fish.
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Re: Osama joke
Starbucks limited edition coffee...
'Bin Latte' - Dark bodied, frothy head with 2 shots in it.
'Bin Latte' - Dark bodied, frothy head with 2 shots in it.
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Re: Osama joke
Know what bin Laden's least favorite part of Sea World was?
The trained seals.
The trained seals.
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Re: Osama joke
Jasonw560 wrote:Know what bin Laden's least favorite part of Sea World was?
The trained seals.
That's so rich is has to be fattening.
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Re: Osama joke
Somebody sent me a txt msg that said "Osama is dead."
I remember thinking "even if that's an auto-correct error I'm ok with it.
I remember thinking "even if that's an auto-correct error I'm ok with it.
