Inept Criminal 101

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Inept Criminal 101

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Some of you may have seen this, but I can't resist posting the link.

If you own a liquor store, something that lands on your roof tonight may not be Santa. And it may not have an IQ larger than the speed limit...

http://www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber
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Priceless. If only all the croooks were this good.
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LOL!!
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I like it! THAT'S gonna leave a mark!
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I like it! THAT'S gonna leave a mark!



( I must have... I entered it twice... gonna figure this ' puter thingy out yet!
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Post by stevie_d_64 »

Dirt Dauber wrote:I like it! THAT'S gonna leave a mark!
Sure didn't look like it left a dent in his skull...

It may have been easy to get in...But it looked like it was harder to get out...
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They can't all be top of the class.
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You owe me a newww keyyboardd minnne doussed wth cofeeee

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Skiprr wrote:Some of you may have seen this, but I can't resist posting the link.

If you own a liquor store, something that lands on your roof tonight may not be Santa. And it may not have an IQ larger than the speed limit...

http://www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber
After looking at the clip, I assume you're talking a speed limit in town, like possibly a parking lot...with speed bumps :grin:
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"....one every minute..." LOL

Lordy...that poor guy would have better luck making license plates that stealing a bottle of Ripple!
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To his credit, he is pretty resilient. Those falls could have put some of us out of business for a while, yet he just keeps on going. Like a stupid energizer bunny. :lol:
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kauboy wrote: Those falls could have put some of us out of business for a while, yet he just keeps on going. Like a stupid energizer bunny. :lol:
Its amazing what the right combinations of drugs in your system can do....... :ack:
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Exactly what I was thinking too.
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Is this for real? when I look at something like this I wonder if it's a video
made for one of thoes TV shows like people are funny or something like
that. It's hard to believe someone could be that dumb. :roll:
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Tote 9 wrote:It's hard to believe someone could be that dumb. :roll:
You should walk my beat sometime. A fellow officer says the key to staying sane in this job is this: "Always come to work prepared for 8 hours of amusement, and you'll never go home disappointed."

Of course, he applies that same theory when it comes to dealing with management, as well. :grin:
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