Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

[Pawpaw]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:


· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· What about the kids?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[RottenApple]

Southerner.

[stroguy]

'Am I guilty of profiling'.....boy if that ain'tnot just a lib statement. Funny.

[ajwakeboarder]

love it!!!!

[randomoutburst]

Didn't know you could shoot 12 shots out of a 1911 before reloading!

[speedsix]

...not reliably, but http://www.midwesthuntersoutlet.com/ite ... dyolrqe%3d" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[SlickTX]

Didn't know you could shoot 12 shots out of a 1911 before reloading!

I can from my Para, but not the Kimber.

[erick619]

Didn't know you could shoot 12 shots out of a 1911 before reloading!

assuming he has one in the chamber... he must have this: http://www.midwayusa.com/product/592047 ... steel-blue" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Purplehood]

I didn't see the option "Run in the opposite direction". I might have chosen that one.

[speedsix]

...I highly doubt that!!! maybe going after another mag...or a ham sammich to put in his pocket for the journey...

[Purplehood]

...I highly doubt that!!! maybe going after another mag...or a ham sammich to put in his pocket for the journey...

I believe that discretion is the better part of valor.

[7075-T7]

...I highly doubt that!!! maybe going after another mag...or a ham sammich to put in his pocket for the journey...

I believe that discretion is the better part of valor.

[texasag93]

Texican.

Me: BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG, reload.....before reloading wife covers with:

BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG


Son: Dad, don't forget to pick up the brass to reload it.......

[03Lightningrocks]

I didn't see the option "Run in the opposite direction". I might have chosen that one.

This is the part that keeps "running in the opposite direction" from being an option for me.

..... with your wife
And two small children.

[Lambda Force]

According to the test, Romney is a Democrat.