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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:26 pm
by Pawpaw
Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:


· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· What about the kids?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:47 pm
by RottenApple
Southerner. "rlol"

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:02 pm
by stroguy
'Am I guilty of profiling'.....boy if that ain'tnot just a lib statement. Funny.

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:07 am
by ajwakeboarder
"rlol" love it!!!!

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:45 am
by randomoutburst
Didn't know you could shoot 12 shots out of a 1911 before reloading!
:smilelol5:

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:52 am
by speedsix
...not reliably, but http://www.midwesthuntersoutlet.com/ite ... dyolrqe%3d" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:53 am
by SlickTX
randomoutburst wrote:Didn't know you could shoot 12 shots out of a 1911 before reloading!
:smilelol5:
I can from my Para, but not the Kimber.

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:54 am
by erick619
randomoutburst wrote:Didn't know you could shoot 12 shots out of a 1911 before reloading!
:smilelol5:
assuming he has one in the chamber... he must have this: http://www.midwayusa.com/product/592047 ... steel-blue" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :patriot:

"rlol"

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:54 am
by Purplehood
I didn't see the option "Run in the opposite direction". I might have chosen that one.

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:00 am
by speedsix
...I highly doubt that!!! maybe going after another mag...or a ham sammich to put in his pocket for the journey...

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:06 am
by Purplehood
speedsix wrote:...I highly doubt that!!! maybe going after another mag...or a ham sammich to put in his pocket for the journey...
I believe that discretion is the better part of valor.

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:27 am
by 7075-T7
Purplehood wrote:
speedsix wrote:...I highly doubt that!!! maybe going after another mag...or a ham sammich to put in his pocket for the journey...
I believe that discretion is the better part of valor.
:iagree:

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:37 pm
by texasag93
Texican.

Me: BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG, reload.....before reloading wife covers with:

BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG


Son: Dad, don't forget to pick up the brass to reload it.......

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:48 pm
by 03Lightningrocks
Purplehood wrote:I didn't see the option "Run in the opposite direction". I might have chosen that one.
This is the part that keeps "running in the opposite direction" from being an option for me.
Pawpaw wrote: ..... with your wife
And two small children.

Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:12 pm
by Lambda Force
According to the test, Romney is a Democrat.