Mayor Bloomberg outlaws assault subway trains

[powerboatr]

It the wake of two subway train murders
the NY Mayor is considering legislation to rid the city of murderous subway trains.
he proposes a strict 3 mph on all trains until the assault trains are removed.these are military style trains and have been known to be semi-automatic


just kidding
but with hos mode of thinking.....anything is possible in the wake of the two murders
lets no blame the person committing the crime, lets ban the inanimate object

[daveboyd]

These high-powered, high-capacity assault trains need to be banned. They should be slower, hold fewer passengers and allow fewer riders in the waiting areas.

[JP171]

naw he is just going to put in lines like Disney uses, cept they have to be 10ft tall and have a chainlink roof over them so that corpses I mean sujcects oh man I mean riders can't climb over them rendering his law ineffective