8-year-old's interception earns team $500 fine, coach suspended
Whoever came up with the idea that winning is bad if it makes the losers feel bad is absolutely the dumbest person ever conceived and deserves to drown in a lake of rotting sewage. Eternally.A youth football team in Georgia was winning a game 32-0 when 8-year-old Elijah Burrell intercepted a pass. He then returned the pick for a touchdown – his first ever – giving Elijah and the Lawrenceville Black Knights a 38-0 lead.
Unfortunately, the rules of the league state that no team can exceed 33-points in "the spirit of the mercy" rule.
The penalty for violating the rule? A $500 fine for the team, and a one-week suspension for the coach.
What lesson did this little kid learn? Did he learn to be merciful the next time? No. He learned not to try too hard so that his friends won't hate him for getting everyone into trouble. He learned that his coach is bad for teaching him to play well. He learned that success is punishable, and failure costs nothing. He learned that failure is better than making the other person feel bad. He learned every kind of bad and stupid thing EXCEPT how to succeed in life.
Did this happen in San Francisco? Nope. It happened in Georgia. We are flippin' doomed as a nation.