This thing I've got going with my new friends at the Appraisal District is starting to sound like one of those stories Mr. Twain wrote about the McWilliamses. It's offbeat comedy.
I lost the appeal, but that's just a sidelight. There's so much strangeness. LIke the way I think I really lost. The appraiser asked me to send my bank records to
skwxxxxxx@aol.com (the xxxxxx is there to mask trailing digits in his email address). I wouldn't do it. I think I took an attitude hit for not using the AOL address, and that helped me lose.
Then comes this bizarre survey with all its anti free speech riders and a prohibition against trusting citizens with unsupervised access to the purity of the data the survey represents.
I jest, of course. There’s nothing pure about it. I trust the State Comptroller’s Appraisal Review Board survey about as far as James Comey could throw Hillary Clinton’s email server. I don’t yet have the proof, but the survey is cooked.
For instance, 63% of the State’s responses came from a single county, Harris, which turned in 3,541 surveys.
Dallas County, just 13.
The results, incidentally, are favorable by margins that would make Fidel Castro's campaign manager blush. Ninety, ninety-five percent favorable in some categories.
Little Limestone County, population 23,000, outgunned Travis County with its measly 10 surveys. Limestone County rang in with nearly three times the impact Bexar County had in the Survey.
In fact Limestone County had the impact of Tarrant, Travis, McLennan, Comal, Rockwall, Hunt, Armstrong, Bandera, Bastrop, Bell, and Freestone counties -
combined.
And you caught me. I’m exaggerating. Most of those counties didn’t have any responses at all. In fact, barely more than a third of the counties in Texas appear in the survey.
Despite all that, the purity of the data is such no citizen may have the right to contribute without a proctor. Top secret stuff, that survey.
I think somebody in Harris County (or in Austin) stuffed the Harris County results. Forty five minutes writing a little Python code and I'm pretty sure I could pitch a few thousand results in myself, but I don't understand why anyone would want to. It's just a dumb survey nobody cares about - but it's jealously guarded.
The State Comptroller’s counsel wrote to me, “We are declining to provide the URL to the Appraisal Review Board (ARB) survey… The methodology employed in the survey is designed to protect the validity of the survey results. Because the survey is anonymous, a public URL would allow persons to take the survey multiple times, allow persons who did not attend an ARB hearing to complete the ARB evaluation portion of the survey, and permit persons with malicious intent to compromise the integrity of the survey and its results.”
Horrors. And Harris County racked up 3,541 surveys, Tarrant County, zero. How bad it could have been without those protections!
And then I found something really amazing. Google indexes Survey Monkey surveys. That’s where the State Comptroller parks its top secret surveys.
My first "google" discovered the top secret Survey Monkey address for ARB feedback. There’s no login required. I got to fill out my survey on my own equipment. Let ‘em have it, too.
I was so happy, I had to celebrate so I wrote to the Comptroller’s attorney who had declined to share the URL:
His one-word reply about ten minutes later, “Apparently.”
So why am I pursuing it? I don't really know, except that the worst way for a bureaucracy to get rid of me is to fib.
And, by the way, I wrote back to the attorney and came clean about finding his survey with a quick Google search. I didn't want him to think I'd trespassed State computer systems.
Raw data in the latest survey can be found here - http://www.comptroller.texas.gov/taxinf ... 6_2015.pdf