Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays. The planet has anniversaries of the date Chuck Norris allowed it to live.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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EastTexasRancher wrote:Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor.
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"rlol" "rlol"
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