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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:10 pm

by Vol Texan

Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:13 pm

by The Annoyed Man

Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays. The planet has anniversaries of the date Chuck Norris allowed it to live.

Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:42 pm

by puma guy

Vol Tex TAM, Andy - I like them all!

Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:54 pm

by EastTexasRancher

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:39 pm

by The Annoyed Man

EastTexasRancher wrote:Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:39 am

by Pawpaw

When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor.

Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:25 am

by OldCurlyWolf