If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water

[VMI77]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUv7NQelex0

Bitter Clinger sort of asked for it in the artisanal firewood thread.

[jb2012]

I just about spit my drink up lol

[JP171]

Jay and Silent Bob...oh my

[Rmartinez37]

For a second there I thought that was a real advertisement. I began to second guess what our world is coming to.

I needed a good laugh

"We shave with straight razors, what else would you shave with?"

It's funny to think that people like that actually exist.

[Abraham]

There's a slew of so-called urban "hipsters" selling everything 'artisanal'.

Everyone one of them convinced they're artists. They dress alike, look alike, act alike, desperate for attention, as in "look at me/look at me, though they've no talent whatsoever.

Many go the route of 'performance artist' which means talent not required...Drink a glass of 'artisanal' water and describe doing so as 'performance art'.

They love to think of themselves as 'ironic' and 'zany'. Especially prized is behaving like a child, while being parentally supported, though many are in their forties.

They love to sell all things ordinary, but label them "artisanal".

I despise them.

[VMI77]

There's a slew of so-called urban "hipsters" selling everything 'artisanal'.

Everyone one of them convinced they're artists. They dress alike, look alike, act alike, desperate for attention, as in "look at me/look at me, though they've no talent whatsoever.

Many go the route of 'performance artist' which means talent not required...Drink a glass of 'artisanal' water and describe doing so as 'performance art'.

They love to think of themselves as 'ironic' and 'zany'. Especially prized is behaving like a child, while being parentally supported, though many are in their forties.

They love to sell all things ordinary, but label them "artisanal".

I despise them.

You mean, as a Texas CHL, you don't consider yourself to be an artisanal gun carrier?

[Abraham]

The Timmy brothers make water, uh, ok...

"Corporate water is soulless."

Yeah, baby!

[Bitter Clinger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUv7NQelex0

Bitter Clinger sort of asked for it in the artisanal firewood thread.

Challenge Accepted!