If you like Artisanal Firewood you'll love Artisanal Water

VMI77 · Post by **VMI77** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:03 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUv7NQelex0

Bitter Clinger sort of asked for it in the artisanal firewood thread.

jb2012 · Post by **jb2012** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:09 pm

I just about spit my drink up lol

JP171 · Post by **JP171** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:51 am

Jay and Silent Bob...oh my

Rmartinez37 · Post by **Rmartinez37** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:18 am

For a second there I thought that was a real advertisement. I began to second guess what our world is coming to.

I needed a good laugh

"We shave with straight razors, what else would you shave with?"

It's funny to think that people like that actually exist.

Abraham · Post by **Abraham** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:40 am

There's a slew of so-called urban "hipsters" selling everything 'artisanal'.

Everyone one of them convinced they're artists. They dress alike, look alike, act alike, desperate for attention, as in "look at me/look at me, though they've no talent whatsoever.

Many go the route of 'performance artist' which means talent not required...Drink a glass of 'artisanal' water and describe doing so as 'performance art'.

They love to think of themselves as 'ironic' and 'zany'. Especially prized is behaving like a child, while being parentally supported, though many are in their forties.

They love to sell all things ordinary, but label them "artisanal".

I despise them.

VMI77 · Post by **VMI77** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:46 am

Abraham wrote:There's a slew of so-called urban "hipsters" selling everything 'artisanal'.

Everyone one of them convinced they're artists. They dress alike, look alike, act alike, desperate for attention, as in "look at me/look at me, though they've no talent whatsoever.

Many go the route of 'performance artist' which means talent not required...Drink a glass of 'artisanal' water and describe doing so as 'performance art'.

They love to think of themselves as 'ironic' and 'zany'. Especially prized is behaving like a child, while being parentally supported, though many are in their forties.

They love to sell all things ordinary, but label them "artisanal".

I despise them.

You mean, as a Texas CHL, you don't consider yourself to be an artisanal gun carrier?

Abraham · Post by **Abraham** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:54 am

The Timmy brothers make water, uh, ok...

"Corporate water is soulless."

Yeah, baby!

Bitter Clinger · Post by **Bitter Clinger** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:06 am

VMI77 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUv7NQelex0

Bitter Clinger sort of asked for it in the artisanal firewood thread.

Challenge Accepted!

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