I have kept this fear of snakes all my life. I stay out of tall weeds, murky water, and the reptile house at the zoo. I don't believe there are snakes that won't bite you, and I don't believe the old axiom that snakes won't bite underwater, especially the dreaded copperheaded water rattler, which is so mean that if you check into a Holiday Inn, it will check into the room next to you and then bite you when you go in the pool.
-Lewis Grizzard, If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low

If Law Dog ever produces a book, I've promised him that it will go on our bookshelf between our highly prized anthologies of Lewis Grizzard and Patrick F. McManus.
