I've been called 5 or 6 times to jury duty. The first couple of times, I was released early because the people settled or plea bargained. Twice more, I was excused because one side or the other really,
really didn't like my answers during voir dire.
One case I served on revolved around a man ticketed for doing 40 in a 35 school zone. Now, this school zone is on a highway were kiddies don't cross, it's basically set up for "revenue enhancement." The guy - acting as his own lawyer - was headed for acquittal until his closing statements.
First, he claimed he had a perfect driving record . . . not quite, it turned out he had a deferred judgement, where a speeding charge would go away if he kept his nose clean for a year. (11 months down, one to go . . . uh oh.)
He then mentioned that he respected the ticketing officer - even though he was wrong - as he respected police . . .
Then he pointed to an officer standing in the back of the courtroom (remember, this is the
defendant!) and said "I even respect that officer there, even though he's been out to my home FIVE TIMES to arrest me for domestic abuse"
Nobody could keep a straight face - the judge had to swivel his chair around and put his back to the courtroom for a bit until he could compose himself.
He was proof that "The man who defends himself has a fool for a client."
