Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Wildscar]

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women:



#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.




And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

Drum roll, please!







#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

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You forgot to include the appropriate rim shot for reason number #1.

[pbandjelly]

Ba Dump Psh!

[quidni]

I saw this list posted a couple years ago over on Parallax Bill's forums, & had to post a rebuttal at the time. I managed to find it and dust it off:

Why Ladies prefer guns:

10 - A handgun doesn’t get jealous if you enjoy looking at other guns.
9 - A handgun doesn’t fidget if you talk to it (even though, like a man, it doesn’t seem to be listening).
8 - You can accessorize a handgun, and it won’t complain if you “dress it up� and insist on going out on a game night.
7 - Handguns don’t spit or scratch themselves in public.
6 - Handguns don’t care how much closet space you take up, or leave their dirty socks on the floor.
5 - A handgun won’t get jealous if your other hobbies take time away from it.
4 - A handgun doesn’t assume you don’t know how to use power tools or check the oil, just because you’re a woman.
3 - A handgun won’t go through a mid-life crisis and demand an expensive holster to ride around in.
2 - If you admire a friend’s handgun, and say so, no one will think you’re angling to take it away from her. In fact, she might let you borrow it!
1 - If you need it, a handgun will never say, “Wait until the game is over.�

[Venus Pax]

I saw this list posted a couple years ago over on Parallax Bill's forums, & had to post a rebuttal at the time. I managed to find it and dust it off:

Why Ladies prefer guns:

10 - A handgun doesn’t get jealous if you enjoy looking at other guns.
9 - A handgun doesn’t fidget if you talk to it (even though, like a man, it doesn’t seem to be listening).
8 - You can accessorize a handgun, and it won’t complain if you “dress it up� and insist on going out on a game night.
7 - Handguns don’t spit or scratch themselves in public.
6 - Handguns don’t care how much closet space you take up, or leave their dirty socks on the floor.
5 - A handgun won’t get jealous if your other hobbies take time away from it.
4 - A handgun doesn’t assume you don’t know how to use power tools or check the oil, just because you’re a woman.
3 - A handgun won’t go through a mid-life crisis and demand an expensive holster to ride around in.
2 - If you admire a friend’s handgun, and say so, no one will think you’re angling to take it away from her. In fact, she might let you borrow it!
1 - If you need it, a handgun will never say, “Wait until the game is over.�

[MoJo]

I saw this list posted a couple years ago over on Parallax Bill's forums, & had to post a rebuttal at the time. I managed to find it and dust it off:

Why Ladies prefer guns:

10 - A handgun doesn’t get jealous if you enjoy looking at other guns.
9 - A handgun doesn’t fidget if you talk to it (even though, like a man, it doesn’t seem to be listening).
8 - You can accessorize a handgun, and it won’t complain if you “dress it up� and insist on going out on a game night.
7 - Handguns don’t spit or scratch themselves in public.
6 - Handguns don’t care how much closet space you take up, or leave their dirty socks on the floor.
5 - A handgun won’t get jealous if your other hobbies take time away from it.
4 - A handgun doesn’t assume you don’t know how to use power tools or check the oil, just because you’re a woman.
3 - A handgun won’t go through a mid-life crisis and demand an expensive holster to ride around in.
2 - If you admire a friend’s handgun, and say so, no one will think you’re angling to take it away from her. In fact, she might let you borrow it!
1 - If you need it, a handgun will never say, “Wait until the game is over.�

Touche!!!

[Skiprr]

[Venus Pax]

You have a good bank of emoticons. Where did you get them?

[stevie_d_64]

I thought you could trade in a 44 for TWO 22's???

[Wildscar]

I saw this list posted a couple years ago over on Parallax Bill's forums, & had to post a rebuttal at the time. I managed to find it and dust it off:

Why Ladies prefer guns:

10 - A handgun doesn’t get jealous if you enjoy looking at other guns.
9 - A handgun doesn’t fidget if you talk to it (even though, like a man, it doesn’t seem to be listening).
8 - You can accessorize a handgun, and it won’t complain if you “dress it up� and insist on going out on a game night.
7 - Handguns don’t spit or scratch themselves in public.
6 - Handguns don’t care how much closet space you take up, or leave their dirty socks on the floor.
5 - A handgun won’t get jealous if your other hobbies take time away from it.
4 - A handgun doesn’t assume you don’t know how to use power tools or check the oil, just because you’re a woman.
3 - A handgun won’t go through a mid-life crisis and demand an expensive holster to ride around in.
2 - If you admire a friend’s handgun, and say so, no one will think you’re angling to take it away from her. In fact, she might let you borrow it!
1 - If you need it, a handgun will never say, “Wait until the game is over.�

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I got nothing....

[1TallTXn]

both lists are great!

I like my guns cause they are CHEAPER then a woman!
(no I don't have any Kimbers )

[stevie_d_64]

Knowing my luck...

I'm going to need a bigger doghouse...

I feel like I'm getting in trouble for just looking at this stuff!!!

[Crossfire]

Back to the doghouse, Stevie!

[stevie_d_64]

Back to the doghouse, Stevie!

Woof!

[quidni]

You have a good bank of emoticons. Where did you get them?

You might over to and take a look around there.... while there are a number that are not 10-yr-old daughter safe, there are still plenty of the variety.

There's also the Google Directory with a bunch of links to other smiley sites.